| Mango smoothie, blender, honeypot* |
Meet our newest friend, Blue Blender. To explain why it's worth posting, a story, in dialogue form:
Me: What neat kitchen appliances should we register for?
A: Definitely a blender.
Me: Okay. Wow, these are all kind of huge. But our kitchen is small.
A: Yeah, but look at this one called a Ninja.
Me: It's huge. And why is that ninja on the front a sexed up lady ninja?
A: She's not sexed up, they're being inclusive.
Me: She's got bangs! Why does a ninja need bangs?
A: You have bangs.
Me: I AM NOT A NINJA.
**Four Months Later**
Me: We need a blender.
A: Look at this Nin....pretty Kitchen Aid blender.
D: Ohh it comes in a pretty blue.
*The honeypot was a birthday gift from a very sweet friend, who knows I love honey, Le Creuset and pretty things. Ironically, we did register for this.
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